I like to dance around in my underwear cuz I don't own a onesie. But I get tired after a while so I make a MickeyD's run to get a large coke cuz it's only a dollar. Then when I get back I like to snap chat only my closest friends when I'm peeing cuz well I had a large coke. Sometimes I see a bug and I tell Walter to kill it. And he yells back "I'M TRYING HELEN" Sometimes I laugh at my friends cuz they say "about" funny and then they make me laugh so hard I cry for five minutes straight.
- Onesies are life. One’s with buttflaps are perfect for peeing in without getting naked.
- McDs is bomb
- Diet Coke is better
- Who doesn’t snap chat when they pee?
- I’m trying Helen!
- COCA-COLA CREW
Describe yourself on anon and I will say if I would date you
“Are you talking to any guys?”
Well there’s this one that won’t stop calling me
Do you like imagine dragons? Imagine dragon these balls across your face
WHOA. I was expecting some Dragon Ball Z plot twist. Not that ahaha.